.:: Fire The Housewife ::.

So, Amelia came to visit me yesterday since I had a little thing called MUSEUMFEST happening at the school. People came. They watched me be an actress. None of you (with the exception of my sister and Amelia) did. That’s okay though, I’m only in the bitter barn for other reasons, reasons I share with my bitter barn roommate Alexis.

So, also while she was here she introduced us to this wonderful new thing she loves called “POTTY PARTY!!!” When she has a potty party we are all to go in the bathroom while she, well, she does this..

oh look at me being a jokester, I’ll have to come update this later, the video must be … whatever it is they do to videos so they can be on the internets.

In the meantime, do what I’m doing, listening to Mr. Bojangles on vinyl and dancing around. I’m jumping high, so high, and then lightly touching down.

AND HERE IT IS!

[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/921866[/vimeo]

A ton of stuff has been happening lately. Not only has the boyfriend fixed my little porn bot problem, with the help of my favorite Kelly (the boy version), but I’ve also done some visiting to a few people I rather enjoy. The Boyfriend also supposedly fixed this whole not being able to upload pictures directly to my website thing, but I ill believe it when I see it

First order of business…A couple weeks ago I was substitute teaching for a local middle school when my phone was stolen. I knew what hour it happened and the office did approximately nothing to retrieve it, so the people in my life took matters into their own hands and scared the crap out of the little middle school girl who stole it, who ended up returning it within the week. Not before she deleted all the pictures from my memory card and added her friends phone numbers to my phone book. Oh and let’s not forget she took a picture of herself with my phone and didn’t delete it before turning it in. My legal counsel (my sister) told me it was not in my best interest to post the picture online, which is what I REALLY wanted to do, so instead I took an almost identical picture of Ben’s the girlfriend, Alexis. Here it is…

It’s practically an identical picture, trust me.

This little beauty popped up a few weeks ago, April Showers bring REALLY AWESOME TULIP TREES. A couple days later I had nature romancing me a little bit by putting flower petals all down my walkway. That nature is a pretty hot boyfriend…or cold…whatever.

This past weekend I spent some time with Amelia (videos will come at the end). We met a bunch of the sister’s internet friends in Kansas City for some fun times. I made a new friend named Elly and I also solidified the fact that I am, indeed, the worlds most awesome aunt. Let’s just face it. Here’s some pictures I have from that trip, nothing great, but you know…

So this little trio is Amelia on the carousel, Elly in one of the rooms at Wonderscope, AND THE BEST PART OF ALL WAS THE LEGO ROOM WHERE I DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN IF HEAVEN EXISTS OF A TON OF LEGOS.

I also spent most of my weekend making Amelia learn some internet lingo and the phrase “Dinkin’ Flicka” of Office fame.

Here’s the proof…and the end of this massively long-absolutely pointless, blog entry.

[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/898590[/vimeo]

[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/898598[/vimeo]

…oh screw it, I hate this website.

So, I’ve been getting loads of comments lately, from porn spam, that sucks.  The Boyfriend might set up a little security code for it.  Also on the list of things the boyfriend is supposedly doing, the pictures from Seattle, which were supposed to be the cause of my new update, are still not anywhere near me.

and not to be a whiner, but all I’ve done for weeks now is tons of school work.  The updates would have been boring anyway, trust me.

and to finish…let me hear a big HELL YES on college basketball being over after tonight, is there really anything worse than people FREAKING OUT about a sport?  oh no, there isn’t.  I get being into it, I don’t get being all over-reactive about it.

the end!